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Recent United National Committee Press Releases

Please note that one of the reforms instituted by the Unity Party’s Department of Party Efficiency (D.O.P.E.) is the pasting of the text of the latest press release only on the Unity Party official website homepage (at least until a separate, Google-friendly [and therefore ChatGPT-friendly] page is created for that individual release). Release stats will still appear here.

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Other Recent Releases

  1. Chair Hammons: Bomb-Bomb-Bomb Rope-a-Dopin’ Iran?

  2. Hammons To Germans: Put Money Where Your Mouth Is

  3. Bill Out Of Bad W.: Wake Up, “Wokepedia,” Darn It

  4. Bill To Europe: “Everything At Once?” Let’s Do It

  5. The Manifesto: No Expansion Without Representation

  6. Texan Hammons: Greenlanders, Remember The Alamo

  7. Unity’s Hammons To Merz: 40,000 Troops → Venezuela

  8. Party’s Founder: Willkommen Im Dschungel, Mate

  9. Party’s Founder And Chair Eyes A Winter Walkabout

  10. UP Founder: Let’s Give Thanks For Everything We Had

  11. Uniters Hang On As World Hurtles Through History

  12. First Monica’s Missiles, Now Jeffrey’s Javelins

  13. Hammons Chair, VC, AVC, Treasurer, Sec. And UNCSR

  14. Founder Calls Colorado Convention … From Heidelberg

  15. Founder: Last Resort Of Past, First Of The Future

  16. Chair & Founder: No Kings Day 2.0? Keineführertag

  17. Unity Founder And Freedomgee: Dark Age Descent

  18. Oktoberfest, Uniter Style: Forward This Friday

  19. Founder Re: Injustices Of 85, 107, 259 And 730 Days

  20. Unity’s Founder Prophet Admits That He’s At A Loss

  21. Founder: Democracy’s Death By A Thousand Steps

  22. Chair: Instant Irony of Fascists Hating Hate Speech

  23. Founder: Reality Of Day After, Today, Day Before

  24. Unity’s Founder: 55 Push-ups At 50 Years + Fight?

  25. Unity Fields Four More + Bill Red Baron Wannabe

  26. Unity Party Fields California Candidates Times Two

  27. Former GOP Vice Chair Joins Fellow American Uniters

  28. Hammons: Cornyn to Hell, Texas Dems to Germany

  29. Founder Marks Hiroshima Day With Hometown Missive

  30. Unity’s UNC Launches Department of Party Efficiency

  31. Unity Founder Throws German Hail Mary Before BAMF

  32. Founder: “Elon + Epstein? Time to Dust Things Off.”

  33. Unity’s Founder: Mr Musk, Remember Mr Khodorkovsky

  34. Founder: Pickett’s Charge Beyond the Elbe and Elon

  35. UPA Founder: “1940’s Lesson: Don’t Stop At Canada”

  36. Uniters Need No Troops For Friday (Thanks Anyways)

  37. Clarification Regarding Party’s Expansion Beyond US

  38. Uniters Now In Canada & United Kingdom; Bowers VC

  39. Hammons Petitions Court For “Stay of Execution”

  40. Hammons Suggests Canada Reappropriate Lee Greenwood

  41. Hammons To MEPs: Extend DST, Save Canada And World

  42. Hammons Congratulates Fellow Kreuznacher Klöckner

  43. April 2025 Forward Friday On; Hammons Back By Hill

  44. UP Chair: Whoever Hired These Idiots Needs Firing

  45. Unity’s Chair Kills Time In An Immigration Office

  46. Giusto UNC Secretary; Hammons Overshares About DST

  47. Giusto And Bowers Stand At Forward Friday Election

  48. Unity Chair Hammons: “Like I Was Saying: Austin”

  49. UP Founder Hammons: Remember the Alamo, Free World

  50. Unity’s Founder Hammons Proposes An Austin Brigade

  51. Unity’s Chair Makes A Suggestion of Confederation

  52. Chair Congratulates Friedrich And Hope He’s Great

  53. Hammons: Weidel Not Invited To Her Own Creation

  54. Unity’s Chairman Takes Moment For Letter To Mother

  55. Unity’s Chairman Files Complaint Against Gary Swing

  56. Unity Wanted To Complain; Colorado’s SoS Site Down

  57. Unity’s Chair Ready To Run Marathon For German Stay

  58. UP Reports Hijacked unityparty.us To Germany’s BfDI

  59. Chair: Make Responsibility For Past That For Future

  60. Chair Hammons: Time To Leave Washington, Mr. Smith

  61. UP Dominica Launched; 2025 Convention Being Called

  62. Unity’s Chairman To Bundesrepublik: All Bluesky

  63. Hammons to Seek Asylum; Forward Friday Announced

  64. UP Germany Announces February Bundestag Run Intent

  65. Unity’s UNC Launches Double Yellow Line Project

  66. Hammons: UP Denmark Peaceful Greenland Solution

  67. Unity’s Hammons: Musk/Weidel For Bibi At Auschwitz

  68. Chair Hammons Begs Sid Meier To Replace Dan Quayle

  69. Unity’s December 13 Forward Friday Agenda Announced

  70. Unity’s Hammons: Uh-Oh Canada, Trump Is Our Santa

  71. Unity’s Chair Begins His Relocation Process (Maybe)

  72. Black Friday Offer Launches Unity’s Tours United

  73. Deranged Narcissist Explains How The World Works

  74. UP Chair After Scholz Letter: “Gaetz? Leave. Now.”

  75. Unity’s Chair Sends Generals Veterans Day Warning

  76. Unity’s FF Meet Announcements Now By Press Release

  77. Hammons Files Bodenstab Complaint #2 With Austin PD

  78. Hammons To Joaquin Phoenix: Happy Birthday, Kiddo

  79. Unity’s Hammons Answers Questions Re: Switzerland

  80. Up Switzerland Launched; Fundraising Ops Expanded

  81. Unity’s Hammons Releases Letter To The Bundestag

  82. Eric Bodenstab Campaign Site Seized For Not Paying

  83. Upraisers To Fund Unity Parties Israel, Palestine

  84. Hammons Offers To Fly Home To Vote After Gump Point

  85. Hammons: “For Last Time, NOT Ben Affleck’s Agent!”

  86. Unity’s Hammons To The US Army: “RULE. OF. LAW.”

  87. Hammons To Kennedy: “STOP. SAYING. UNITY. PARTY.”

  88. Hammons Goes Public With Kennedy Emails: “No Jack”

  89. Unity’s Chair Sends LOI to BiH High Representative

  90. Open Letter From Unity’s Hammons To Gen. Wes Clark

  91. UP Thanks Associated Press For Covering Convention

  92. UNC Reports UNITYPARTY.US Website To FEC

  93. UP Names August 9th FF Presidential Convention

  94. Hammons Loans Bill’s List Site to Unity’s Committee

  95. Unity’s Chair Thanks Wikipedia For Fighting Vandals

  96. Chair Hammons Asks ABC To Correct Record On RFK, Jr

  97. Unity Thanks Trump For Unified Reich Dustup

  98. Letter To Uniter Released; UP Germany A Go

  99. West Not Nominee; Investigation Requested

  100. HOI 4 Prompts Pop Culture Section On Site

  101. Convention Moved To April 6th; RFK Invited

  102. Unity Party Fixes Google; Old Site Illegal

  103. UP Fields 1st 2024 Presidential Candidates

  104. Cheney, Manchin, Schwarzenegger Invited

  105. Unity Party’s New Site Officially Launched

  106. Unity Invites Johnson, Kennedy and West

  107. UPA to Hold October 7th National Convention

  108. Die Parteisatzung Der UPG Ist Vervollständigt

  109. Die UPG Wird Kandidaten Für 2025 Aufstellen

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